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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jia an!

If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have jia an for the rest of the day.
Four-fifths of the surface of jia an is covered in water.
Grapes explode if you put them inside jia an.
Jia an can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
Jia an is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes jia an.
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by jia an.
Jia anicide is the killing of jia an.
Jia an cannot swim.
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and jia an.